Dad’s Dong Inspection Shower Mat

You step out of the shower. You gaze down at your wang and doodles, and think nervous thoughts of "is my package appealing enough to those who I'm attracted to? Would they laugh at it?"

If this sounds like you, then fear no more: Dad is here to give you his objectively correct opinion.

- 24" x 17"
- 100% Microfiber
- Binding around the edges