Hey guys. Here are some answers to questions that you guys ask me.
Q: How do you manage to keep the prices low, John?
A: The printing service I use lets the creator (me) print things at a very low base cost because I have a paid monthly subscription to them. Thanks to this, I can keep prices low so you guys don't have to pay as much for things and I still make money off of sales
Q: Do the low prices mean the things I order are low quality?
A: No, they are the same quality that they would be if I were to make the prices $100,000 per item (they are good quality)
Q: Do it Fart?
A: Yes
Q: Why are shipping prices higher for orders outside of the US, John?
A: Many of the printing services that print the actual products I sell are based in the US. They charge more for shupments outside of the US because they are greedy swines. Sorry guys
Q: How long does shipping take, John?
A: It varies based on the specific product you're buying, and the country that you live in. When you place an order, I submit the order manually to the printing service, and it goes into production. Production typically takes 3-5 days. After production is finished/once the order ships, you will get a tracking code via email with more details about shipping status. If you want to know an estimate before you place your order, just ask me
Q: How do I make a return if something in my order was damaged, or if I received an item that I did not order, John?
A: Get in contact with my suport team (it's me, contact me), and I will give you a free replacement or refund
Q: John, I accidentally ordered the wrong item/I selected the wrong color/size. Can you help me?
A: If you were foolish and made a mistake with your order, let me know as soon as possible and I may be able to update the order information before it goes to production. Once production starts (1-2 days after you place your order), I unfortunately cannot change it without having to place a whole new order
Q: Thanks for all of the answers John, very helpful. How are you today?
A: Pretty good, thanks. If you have any other questions, feel free to reach out to me using the contact page, my email ([email protected]), or DMs. I respond to DMs the fastest, so try that first.
Now that I have answered your questions, please return to the store and buy something immediately 👍